just-a-hetalian:

do you ever find one of those pictures

Source

Best cosplay

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

meowremix:

So when there is a warrant for my arrest and I need to escape from highspeed chase.

t0gekisses:

I literally gasped

smokeywithposey:

jojenobrien:

Show Yahoo that we are OKAY with them buying Tumblr as long as they leave the current terms and conditions intact and the enforcement policy.

Aka, the site remains the EXACT same as it was before. Keep Tumblr the same Yahoo and we will stay.

#we made a fucking fluffy chicken famous #we can do the same with yahoo (via jojenobrien)

honolulu-starbright:

This will always be funny to me.

joanah-and-the-whale:

IT’S LIKE THIS IS A FUCKING JOKE TO HIM. NOT FUNNY, DAVID. IT’S NOT FUCKING FUNNY.

ironjunker:

喫煙ぷーちゃん by あん Pixiv id= 34978610

ashestoashesjc:

i love studio ghibli movies. not only for their amazing animation and storytelling, but because whenever characters get upset or surprised they go from

to

221bec:

professionalmisandrist:

What if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside like you rolled off the condom and there was a picture of a dinosaur on your dick

celtysturlusons:

animes i need to watch

wake-up-kid:

runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:

ahorsecalledhonour:

fixthefisherking:

banjaxed:

nightlifemingus:

nosdrinker:

hypnotiqradiance:

If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.

are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference

it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids

many were lost that day

It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.

My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.

Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse

My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney

Ironically, it was a dark time.

becausefishingsboring:

throwitinasupernova:

leprechaunshavefeelingstoo:

Fabulous.

Get the Gallifrey look. 

and the guy on the left is just like ‘don’t forget about me!’